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but it's disgusting in a really good way... if that's possible
anyway, i like it a lot, you did a great job with it
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break fences...
this is slightly morbid, but the message is clear.
the contrasts are great.
i love it.
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Prick your finger, it is done; the moon has now eclipsed the sun.
However, after yesterday, all it makes me think about is zombie sex! So now it's just laughable - as inappropriate as that sounds.
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Prick your finger, it is done; the moon has now eclipsed the sun.
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"Let me wake up in your arms, hear you say it's not alright
Let me never see the sun, never see you smile
Let us be so dead and gone, so far away from life
Close my eyes, hold me tight
Bury me deep inside your heart."
i kind of regret not seeing/hearing you yell that out and the people in the car looking at you funny
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break fences...
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